“SNAT Ain’t Safe”
(Epic Rap)
(Intro)
Yo, check it.
We talkin’ ’bout SNAT,
That old-school tech,
Still out here tryna flex.
But we see through the mask,
So here’s the truth—
Let’s get it.
(Verse 1)
You think SNAT’s secure, but it’s over thirty years old,
Still out here actin’ like it’s rockin’ that gold,
Hidin’ RFC1918, but it’s all been sold,
Every hacker know that range—it’s already been told.
Home networks out here rollin’ with 192.168,
Every attacker’s been through it, so easy to set—
Default config, the first thing that’s checked,
When they slide in your network, man, what’s next?
No encryption in sight, packets rollin’ in the clear,
Every DNS query’s out there, man, I fear,
They mining all your data, man, you disappear,
Without a VPN or firewall, the risk is near.
(Chorus)
SNAT ain’t safe, it’s just a false disguise,
Hidin’ addresses that everyone knows, no surprise,
You think you’re secure, but you’re wide open, realize,
Attackers gonna get in, man, don’t even try to deny.
(Verse 2)
Here’s the problem, bro, you don’t even know the half,
CPE givin’ your IP to the world, that’s the math,
No firewall between, so they’re slidin’ through the path,
They own your whole damn network—prepare for the wrath.
SNAT’s just a band-aid on a bullet wound,
They’ll exploit the flaws quick, you’ll be swooned,
Pineapple in hand, they own your DNS soon,
Every request you make, they’ll be watchin’ your room.
It’s all about obfuscation? Nah, it’s just playin’ a game,
RFC1918’s been known, don’t think you’re safe, no shame,
Every little thing you thought you hid’s been claimed,
They runnin’ through your house, yeah, they know your name.
(Chorus)
SNAT ain’t safe, it’s just a false disguise,
Hidin’ addresses that everyone knows, no surprise,
You think you’re secure, but you’re wide open, realize,
Attackers gonna get in, man, don’t even try to deny.
(Bridge)
Defense in depth, that’s the way to survive,
Network, host, next-gen, we gotta thrive,
Firewalls on both ends, gotta keep it alive,
Encryptin’ traffic so they can’t derive.
No default IPs, don’t be a fool,
Gotta switch it up, break all the rules,
Double SNAT, double DAT—tighten the screws,
If you’re not doin’ this, then you’re gonna lose.
(Verse 3)
SNAT alone? That’s level zero, man,
It’s like a wooden door with no lock—here’s the plan,
You gotta use more than that to defend your land,
Make ‘em work for it, don’t give ‘em a hand.
DNS sinkholes, that’s how we protect,
Change the flow, keep ‘em in check,
Every single packet, better encrypt, better reflect,
‘Cause SNAT’s just a toy, it don’t earn respect.
(Chorus)
SNAT ain’t safe, it’s just a false disguise,
Hidin’ addresses that everyone knows, no surprise,
You think you’re secure, but you’re wide open, realize,
Attackers gonna get in, man, don’t even try to deny.
(Outro)
SNAT, yeah, it’s been here for decades,
But the game’s evolved, better switch up the shades,
Real security’s not just some masquerade,
You need real firewalls, encryption—get paid.